In Kal'mazoo did Kukla'n Fran

In Kal'mazoo did Kukla'n Fran
A stately com'dy-show decree:
Where Ollie, the sacred puppet, ran
Through ratings measureless to man
On black-and-white t-v.

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for Samuel Taylor Coleridge (21 October 1772 – 25 July 1834)