Dr. Seuss's Scale

I got up my doctor's scale to weigh,
      Hey Hey,
Just to have it say,
      "Dude, the day
of all-you-can-eat-lunch buffet
has got to, got to, go away!
      Hey Hey!"
And worse: It was one of those weighs,
      Hey Hey,
that makes you pay.



for Theodore Seuss Geisel  (March 2, 1904 – September 24, 1991)