Sprite zero tolerance

The only soda I drink is Sprite zero
("A product of the Coca-Cola Company").

And a sprite is "a small or elusive supernatural being;
              an elf or pixie".

Makes it a target for bigotry?


the anti-gay crusaders Family Research Council may boycott the Coca Cola Company: http://www.frc.org/get.cfm?i=WU11D21

for NaPoWriMo 2011