I saw Dick Armey

I saw^* Dick Armey
        (no, not a triple-x gay movie),
the manifesto of the Tea Party
        (no, not the man-fest of a tearoom party),
with a skin tanned so Boehnery
        (no, he'll never hold a Tony)
and stuffed full of baloney.


^* Dick Armey interview (The Daily Show, Aug 17, 2010): Part 1, Part 2, Part 3