Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Instant punditry

Mix dry grains of truthiness
and artificial fruitiness
with watery prose
in big smiling pitchers:
punditry's a cheap drink
best served cold.

O to be a pundit (payed
news channel wit)
with a faithful base!
No one cares a whit
of what you are made,
just how you taste.

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e.g. from Salon, Our 30 Least Favorite Pundits

placed in Poets United Poetry Pantry: Week #19