Thursday, February 10, 2011

craigslist lit: protagonist looking . . .


for role in novel or screenplay
able to fill in superhero dress
in all the tight places
can save damsels or mansels in distress
can solve crimes with Sherlockian cachet
can pursue fierce antagonists
in round-the-world chases
and command spaceships with Kirkian poise
able to decrypt and expose historical myth
can race fast cars and make lots of noise

I'm pleased to offer my service herewith