Tuesday, October 11, 2011

The GOP Show






       to the tune of The Patty Duke Show (1963-1966)

Meet Romney, who's been most everywhere,
And Gingrich, who's had the most affairs.
But Michele's only seen the light
A girl can see from Christian Right —
What a crazy stare!

They're the can-didates,
GOP candidates all the way,
Running to be the president
of the whole USA.

Where Perry adores succession threats,
And Jon likes science and Paul no debts,
Herm Cain disputes the ozone hole,
Santorum, it's Google he can't control —
What a wild octet!

Still they're can-didates,
Republican candidates and you'll find
They laugh alike, they walk alike,
At times they even talk alike —

You can lose your mind,
When candidates are eight of a kind!



Mitt Romney, Ron Perry, Herman Cain, Ron Paul, Newt Gingrich, Jon Huntsman, Michele Bachmann and Rick Santorum appear today in the GOP presidential nomination debate at Dartmouth College.