Dishrag time

The sink didn't think
the spoon would play a tune
and the fork would pop a cork
while the napkin rings made a din.

The plate would come in late.

Invisible Hand and Imaginary Friend

Invisible Hand and Imaginary Friend
won't get divorced: —
the GOP and Right Christianity:
the sermons that government
social programs and income equality
are from Satan sent,
God from his throne forced.

Theory guys

With their digits curled,
in their \(\LaTeX\) pants,
they QWERTY big bang math —
the poets of the science world.

"Has science replaced philosophy?"

Science is the theater. Philosophers are its critics. They are the Addison DeWitts ("All About Eve", 1950) of science: "My name is Addison DeWitt. My native habitat is the theater. In it, I toil not, neither do I spin. I am a critic and commentator. I am essential to the theater."

Ode to Knuth

Accidental bards
in accidental verses
\(\mathrm{\TeX}\) the worlds by storms.

haiku recipe

chop some sentences
put pieces in a blender
make delicious juice

rational man

Too many tea-bagging Christer
freaks! the rational man said today,
but he was alone in the red zone
and so went on his way.