To Crazee Hagee

Preacher Creature,
Hoke-us Poke-us.
Tell of the brews of Jesus.

Of hurricanes, earthquakes, and other death pains.
Part of the Plan
To bring the pews to Jesus.

Of feminists, gays, and heathens - nogoodniks all.
Part of the Plan
To ignite the fuse of Jesus.

Of prophecy, numerology, and symbology true.
Part of the Plan
To reveal the clues of Jesus.

Of Hitler's role in re-storing old Israel.
Part of the Plan
To bring the Jews to Jesus.

Of Revelation's relevance to how to vote.
Part of the Plan
To enact the views of Jesus.

Of how money is pledged to spread your tales.
Part of the Plan
To pay our dues to Jesus.

Of how to learn more from your DVDs on sale.
Part of the Plan
To proclaim the news of Jesus.

Preacher Creature,
Hoke-us Poke-us.
Ignore the blues of Jesus.