So God made a gadfly

And on the eighth day, God looked down on his planned paradise and said, "I need a critic." So God made a gadfly.

God said, "I need somebody unwilling to believe baloney that will be written about me." So God made a gadfly.

God said, "I need somebody who will avoid convention and chase irony." So God made a gadfly.

It had to be somebody who'd annoy God. So God made a gadfly.